Top 10 Hottest Animated Guys

I found this meme last week and I just HAD to do it. Numbers 10-4 are in no real order, only 3, 2, and 1. So, why did I pick these particular guys?

10- Razer (Jak X)- He's sadistic, tall, and has a sexy accent. He's better than everyone and he knows it. For some reason, I also find his tiny goatee sexy. And did I mention he has a sexy German accent?

9- Jinx (Jak II and Jak 3)- He loves to blow things up, he gives everyone smartass nicknames, and his New-Yorker accent is hilarious. And he doesn't get enough love with only 3 minutes of total screen time in Jak 3. He's scruffy and kickass. Why didn't we see more of him?!

8- Vamp (Metal Gear Solid 2 and 4)- He's a vampire (not one of those sparkly Twilight things, a real one). He plays with knives, can walk on water, is an amazing dancer, has died at least 5 times, and has a Romanian accent. (Anyone else notice the trend at this end of the list?) He also has a sad backstory and an interesting romantic history. And long hair and some kickass scars.

7 and 6- Squall and Zell (Final Fantasy 8)- First off, I'm a major fangirl of the pairing. Second, I love the two extremes of their personalities. Squall, being all quiet and stoic, never letting anyone close emotionally. Then Zell, just overly excited about everything like a puppy, talking constantly. Just hyperactivity personified. Both of them have a complexity beneath their outer appearance that makes them real and makes them perfect for each other. And scars, tattoos, and spiky hair are sexy.

5- Cougar (S-cry-ed)- Everything is fast with this guy. I'd be just like him if I could transform a normal car into a f*cking lightning fast speed machine. He can't ever do anything fast enough and is slightly obsessed with beating his own speed records. And he can pull off the pink shades. I don't think I'd care if he never got my name right.

4- Jak (Jak & Daxter series)- This guy was my first love. I remember first playing the games in middle school. The transformation between the first and second games blew my mind back in the day. From sweet and innocent to kickass dark hero. I always hated how they kept cutting his hair after Jak II. And how can a green goatee not be sexy? And being able to put up with Daxter constantly is definitely a plus.

The big Three!

3- Dante (Devil May Cry series)- So what if all his dialogue is cheesy one-liners or that his games have crappy cameras and bad controls? This is one helluva half-demon. You show me another dude who can fight off a horde of reapers while holding a slice of pizza in his mouth without dropping it! Personally, I prefer his personality in the anime, but his appearance in DMC 2 and 3. Yeah, I liked DMC 2, what of it?

2- Travis (No More Heroes series)- Yeah he's a horny lonely 30-something otaku assassin that bought his first beam katana on Ebay. He's got a couple of hentai pillows, lives in a motel, and his circle of friends consists of exactly one cat. Travis still kills people in some of the weirdest ways possible and the hilarity that results in the games still makes me giggle. Who else can wear an all-pink anime outfit and still kick ass?

1- Kenpachi (Bleach)- What can I say? I love the crazies. First off, this guy has the greatest hairstyle ever... of all time. He's got scars, an eye patch, he's got a high military rank in the Gotei, and a complete disregard for rules and safety. He lives to fight and to kill, and is totally insane. And his best friend in the whole world is a little giggly pink-haired girl who rides on his shoulder and enjoys fighting as much as he does. He's got everything: good looks, skill, street smarts, and he's good with kids! What's not to like?

Well, that's the end of my rant.

Be sure to check out the blank meme here: [link]